( 4 hours ago) · May 18,2013 → 0 notesAnonymous asked: Are you and malie on bad terms?
not really “bad” terms, it’s more like “awkward” terms. he’s just being a butt right now.
( 6 hours ago) · May 18,2013 → 915 notesFlight attendant on the plane to Maui
To the tourist:
Excuse me sir, would you like something to drink?
To me:
Sup brah, you like one soda or something.
